10 9 Traits of a Douche

1.) Shitty taste in music
2.) Terrible pickup lines
3.) The pubic hair growing on his/her face
4.) When a person says God is on their number one interest in life when its not
5.) General hypocracy
6.) Annoying voice
7.) Annoying laugh
8.) Using annoying voice/laugh too much
9.) Major in Journalism or some other bullshit that the world could do with out
10.) Metrosexual dress